Mmmmmm... Beeeeeer....

This joke was timely; it came right on the heels of a comment this last Saturday while I was in a bar for a drink.  Saturday I went to the CU Mizzou game.. GO CU!!!  The games are "dry" now so at half time my friend and I walked across campus to the hill to have a cocktail.  I walk up to the bar and order a shot of Jaeger and a Guinness (my beer of choice) A guy sitting at the bar says "Wow that's a tough set of drinks for a girl - I'm impressed, you're not from around here are you?"  Then the bartender says "Yah, I'm used to making sea breezes for the chicks here"  LOL!  Well, everyone has a drink of choice, I don't claim to be tough, or hard core for my preferences but you'll never see me drinking a sea breeze either!  Kudos to my Dad for giving me such distinguished tastes...  

Thanks jaf, for the great joke.  Here it is:

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman:

"In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate!"

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next:

"In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Budweiser!"

Hans steps up next:

"In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give me ein Becks, ja ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward:

"Barman, would ya gie me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks:

"Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies:

"Well, if ya fookin' pansies arent drinkin', then neither am I".

Comments

[Greg Reinacker]

Love it!

[TW]

Brilliant!

[Nick Bradbury]

If was drinking a beer when I read this, I would've sprayed it all over the keyboard when I hit the punchline :)