This stinks... Ok boys and girls... a little taste of my online dating experience... IF you dare to think I make this up, PLEASE feel free to log on to Match.com and search for the following names. These my dear coupled friends are JUST FROM THIS LAST WEEK... At a later time we will get into actual emails... ewww scary!
Let the names begin:
HarleyBear4U (awww the bear part pulls me right in!)
MCworksalot (ooooohhhkay thanks for the upfront about how I will always be second)
Denverhere (where? there? no I'm in Denver... oh I'm so confused)
Next issue 24 year old boys... UM NO!!!
White men wearing those underwear looking things on your head like you are a brother... what... are you a buck-O- five soaking wet man?
Wow this was weird 50 year old that looks 30! Title of ad "True Companion" (um truly fake? truly what? I would hope you are not a fake companion... I hate fakers =)
and I close this evening with the following email message from: countryboyinco
Dear Adventure Girl,
Do yourself a favor, check me out.
CBC
My reply (again if you don't know me... don't think I didn't do it)
Dear Ignorant Arse:
Do yourself a favour... F&*$ YOU! I'm sure no one else will...
AG
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