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Bermuda Triangle now a national “Trap” azoid

Solid Evidence Triangle takes over NYC, possibly heading west, first victim identified!

By Ina Alli Himetcha Tue May 10, 6:30 PM ET

NY, New York (RHooters) – In what only can be described as the most phenomenal geological and metaphysical event since the picture of the virgin mary on the grilled cheese sandwich, Colorado native Anita Taylor details the events leading up to her “friend” disappearing into what’s being dubbed the “NewBermuTrapaTri”

Well, I guess you could say it started here in Colorado two and a half weeks ago. I was just returning from a trip myself and “Eduardo” (pseudo name used to protect the not innocent) was heading out in a day or two. I called to hook up but some strange event sucked him away… The first news I got back was something about sued pistols being burnt out… it sounded dangerous, I was immediately worried for his life. A few days later I get a creepy phone message saying “Stuck, Rico, Boys, Plane, Not Me” It just made no sense! A few days later, another message came in via IM stating I, rock. I dunno what that was… A few more days later we actually spoke on the phone but by now I was certain some alien life form had sucked his brain dry, as he said something about the British Virgin Islands and some Island full of Corona and no Hot Chicks. We only spoke for a few minutes but this just wasn’t the Eduardo I knew. It just gets worse from here on out so, parents; avert your children’s eyes now. Next he must have been sucked off to New York of all places because he was spotted by a friend of mine who saw a special on paranormal male phenomenon while watching Good Morningish Amerika. She swore she saw Eduardo in some amateur video clips they were showing. Sure enough, I try Eduardo in NY and get a brief text message back… All it says is “how do I look?” Hmmm… yup brain sucked dry. The most recent event happened this evening when I get this phone call something in the background about “please fasten your seat belt” I was able to get off a quick “where is this demon of a triangle taking you…?” Hoping there would be some hope and compassion in the triangles inner being that would drop him safely home in Colorado… the garbled reply was “Chicago” and I’m thinking omg he’s been sucked into some play on Broadway! Oh the terror… Is there no mercy!?

Some have said it’s shaped more like a “snow ball” but experts agree it’s taking on more of a rhombus form indeed. Scientist Eugeene Imanerdous explains: “Yes, the wrong correlation here is this snowball theory… you see when things snowball they pick things up and grow as they continue on. Now, this is definitely not a snowball, nothing is “getting picked up”, retained or learned… it just ceases to exist. Most definitely a Bermuda triangle in a trapezoidal form, and I’m working on a proof now that I can supply you with later.”

Of course we here at RHooters news will of course keep you informed if this proof holds true, as well as the status of Ms. Taylor’s trying ordeal.

May 10, 2005 in Dear Diary | Permalink